Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend

the french were bred to die for love they delight in fighting duels but i prefer a man who lives and gives expensive jewels. a kiss on the hand may be quite continental but diamonds are a girls best friend. a kiss may be grand but it wont pay the rental on your humble flat,or help you at the automat. men grow cold as girls grow old and we all lose our charms in the end. but square cut or pear shaped these rocks dont lose their shape diamonds are a girls best friend ...tiffany's...cartier... talk to me harry,winston,tell me all about it! there may come a time when a hard boiled emploer things you're awful nice but get that ice or else no dice he's your guy when stocks are high but beware when they start to descend, it's then that those louses go back to their spouses diamonds are a girls best friend. i've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic but diamonds are a girls best friend, and i think affairs that you must keep liaisonic are better bets if little pets get big bag gifts. time rolls on and youth ise gone and you cant straighten up when you bend but stiff back of stiff knees you stand straight at tiffanys diamonds...diamonds... -i dont mean rock salt- but diamonds,are a girls best friends!