As Low As It Gets

Me and my mate we think you're great Some we like and some we hate I know him I've seen him on the adverts Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts You were bloody great last time you come I thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drum Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts So how'd you get a start in show biz My mate's as good on the drums as he is My mate thinks I'm bloody cracked Please sign my jacket on the back All them badges made of plastic I think they're great, just fantastic I'm unemployed, he's still at school