Running Just To Catch Myself

I am driving I am late for work Spilling coffee Down my whitest shirt While I'm flossing And I'm changing lanes Oh Yeah Now I'm driving Through the parking lot Doing eighty Hey what the heck why not Watch it lady 'Cause your in my spot Once again It's early to work And here's a surprise I got a McMuffin for just 99 cents today I think they ran a special CHORUS: I can't stand still Can I get a witness Can you hear me