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Oh yeah I can help you across the street ma'am Dont even worry about it I gotcha Well thank you young man yeah yeah Gawd gon bless ya Fasho just walk this way Dont worry about that bus coming That bus aint gon hit you I sho saw it Cause I'm walking you My lawd Speak up old lady i cant hear Now watch ya mouth now Dis song ain't bout shit But it's sumthin like a sonnet Ain't nuthin sweet bitch Pistol grip to ya bonnet Unlocked cars loaded with iPhones and tripods We takin all dis shit but we dnt need it U kno it's both of ours Better pause Aww lawd Black forces Dressed in all black It's dem boys Bout to commit a felony Where ya phone run dat U scared Can't record shit Kodak black Resist I ain't fighting shit I'm gon blast Lay u on ya bitchass Wipe tha gun and dump it Naw ion kno shit Wat u mean dnt resist I been at chili's smokin phillies watching due date and shit F*ck dem squares and soda Need a lawyer present Nigga I ain't saying shit F*ck u mean who I was with And I was at where I'm at Keep on askin questions Umma cat in tha hat Gon put me in my cell where u gon hold me at Soon as I get my phone call I'm up out this bitch H-town where I reside and tha money b at So Strippers paid my bail all ones count dat Thought u had a nigga bill Cosby lean back Bitch Oh, thank you sonny boy No problem ma'am I got you I told you Now if you would excuse me I'm botta go beat this nigga ass You feel me Nigga I'll f*ck yo ass up Yung N dove in the water, heard (Tha,tha,thun,thun,tha) Started swimming with the sharks, heard (Tha,tha,thun,thun,tha) Was eating fish in the wrong hood (Tha,tha,thun,thun,tha) (Who the f*ck is this nigga all up on your bumper!) What he said but that nigga aint even mean that shit I stood up like I was about to leave then I banged that bitch Right in front of him and what she do? Enjoyed that dick He disappeared so I left He botta kill that bitch Wes Craven and John Carpenter Some nightmare shit She hit my line right after So I blocked that bitch Auntie said stop playing they hearts and shit Well I don't f*ck with dudes Unc said "talk yo shit" (That's my nephew right there) The table made for 6 and the stove heating spaghetti My niggas hitting my line, talkin bout shy ass Shelly Said she coming to the party so I better be ready A button up and some jeans like I'm Tommy Vercetti Vice city shit I'm on some geeky shit nigga Drunk an edible wondering why its drinkable, nigga If its edible Who really cares my nigga Make it medical Like a bleeding cross my nigga Hoe ass nigga I told you stop honking that got damn horn Nigga you see me crossing this bitch with an old lady Get out the got damn car nigga Get out the car nigga Bitch ass That's what I thought When the gang hanging out I see people scared to ask questions We ain't tripping on nothing bitch just ask a question And yes we did come up in this bitch with loaded weapons I got dick he got a dick ain't no half stepping Nigga We ain't lacking on no bullshit Looking at these hoes with our fingers still on the grip If it come from underneath bitch It's gonna rip Avert your eyes from ya boy You ont know shit Oh, oh my god What happen to him Oh dont even worry about it old lady You ready to go though We can go back across the street Aint nobody honking horns today For only $299 you can rent you a real one today $2.99 girl? Matter of fact we'll save you some money today Uh uh For $9.99 How the f*ck? Get you a real one today They go from $2.99 to $9.99 How is that a deal? Where?