Harper Valley Pta

Now there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he asked me for a date And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice whenever he's away And Mr Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town And shouldn't Widow Jones be told to keep Her window shades all pulled completely down Well Mr Harper couldn't make it cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin And then you have the nerve to tell me that you think that as a mother I'm unfit Well this is just a little Payton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites No I wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA