How The West Was Fun

That winter was a bad one, for thirty days it snowed, the minute school was over, we packed the car and hit the road. It teetered there, the worse for wear. A dude ranch in decay, the bunk house leaked, the stable reeked, I loved it right away. Chorus: How the west was fun, like a leap from a haystack. How the west was fun, like a rodeo, like a flapjack! I knew my heart had found it, I knew my search was done. Oh, oh, oh how the west was fun! I took a ride on Suicide, that was my trusty steed. Knocked down three tents, and electric fence. And started a stampede.