Illi Oı!

I'm a dank burner 'cause I'm earnin' some bank. No one to spend it on because I ain't got a mate, so I put it in my system where I procrastinate playin' games of video, I'm sure that you can relate. I like Hack-n-Slash, FPS, my favorite's third person. Shotgun blast to some brains is my perversion. Mixin' up the herbs, weapon upgrades, use the silencer if that shit's on fade. Reside in a hazy hobbit hole, I never vamanos. My best friend's Papa John and The Noid from Domino's. Sometimes I skip a shower, I smell like a stinky toad. Every console you can think of on the brink of Jericho. I would never buy a gun, I would never take a life but I'll snipe you in the eye if I see that you're online. I'm a kinda quiet guy 'cause I'm always in my mind. I would say give me a try if I ever went outside.