Smooth As Scotch

Friday night I find myself drinkin' again They say it's a sin but I don't order gin You know that scotch fills up my glass Only liquor keeps me from actin' an ass, yeah Was playin' some darts, now I'm shootin' some pool Shufflin' the cards and the crowd is so cool When in walks a woman that'll drop yo' jaw Make ya wanna sit down & write a lil song Well baby hey! Won't ya let me watch? Yeah I say hey hey! You're Smooth As Scotch Baby hey! Show me what you got I say hey hey! You're Smooth As Scotch She ordered her drink and took a seat next to me I asked if she was with someone, she said, "yeah, we'll see" Told me her husband just left suddenly And asked if I could just keep her a little company, yeah We talked for a while, she was diggin' my jokes Told her 'bout my nieces, she told me 'bout her folks I almost left, but I still took my shot I asked, "Can I take ya home?" She said, "Let's see what ya got!" Well baby hey! Won't you let me watch? I say hey hey! You're Smooth As Scotch Baby hey! You know you're top notch? Yeah I say hey hey! You're Smooth As Scotch Love the way you're starin' Love the way you're lookin' at me I'm smellin' what ya cookin' Come get ya legs shookin' with me Love the way you're starin' Love the way you're lookin' at me I'm smellin' what ya cookin' Come get ya legs shookin' with me Well baby hey! Show me what you got! Yeah! I say hey hey! You're Smooth As Scotch Baby hey! Won't you let me watch? I say hey hey! You're Smooth As Scotch