Dogs Are Cool

Cats aren't cool Dogs are cool Cats aren't cool Dogs are cool Cats aren't cool Dogs are cool Except for Chihuahuas, Pomeranian's, and Poodles They suck too Cats aren't cool Big dogs rule But if a dog is too small It's too much like a cat Sometimes big black cats with the right demeanor can be cool But big mellow cats are the only exception And that is the rule, otherwise Cats aren't cool Dogs are cool Cat's aren't cool Dogs are cool Cats aren't cool Big dogs rule Cats piss on your clothes Big dogs lick your face Cats throw up hairballs on your table Big dogs protect your place, and that's why Cat's aren't cool Dogs are cool Cat's aren't cool Dogs are cool Cat's aren't cool Dogs are cool