MEN!IN!CAGES!

Hey girl, I know you're not doing well right now I saw your Snapchat story I wanted to let you know that men ain't shit And you are worth so much more than him, okay? Repeat after me Men in cages, where they belong Society has surpassed the need for them It's too bad really, so sad Put on the maid dress catboy Men in cages, where they belong Society has surpassed the need for them It's kinda cruel, and it's kinda cool Put on the maid dress, you hear me? Big bold burly strong In the cage where they belong Small twinky like a twig No cage too small, no cage too big Swing that cage, make em sick Watch em snivel, squirm, and freak Shake that cage, make em cry We run the world now say goodbye. Men in cages, where they belong Society has surpassed the need for them It's too bad really, so sad Put on the maid dress catboy Men in cages, where they belong Society has surpassed the need for them It's kinda cruel, and it's kinda cool Put on the maid dress, you hear me? Sweaty balls, uber gross Stupid walk and stupid nose Don't wash their hands, scratch their junk Armpits smell worse than a skunk Bang that cage with a stick Break their faces with a brick Rock that cage like an earthquake Dump the bodies in a lake Now now, don't be sad It feels so good to be bad It's not my fault that you're a man I'll take 10 years off your lifespan Spin that cage, make them see stars Vandalize all of their cars Suspend that cage from the roof Men are trash and that's the truth Heyy This is for my girls, my gays, and my theys Do you like our new world? We'll see who's laughing now Men in cages, where they belong Society has surpassed the need for them It's too bad really, so sad Put on the maid dress catboy