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Hey baby, what's up? Are you seriously watching porn all by yourself? Nah, I'm with my BOOOOOYYYYYSSSSS This is private time with the boys that we treasure We sit down by the TV ready to watch porn together And dopamine won't be the only thing that's for the pleasure It's not the only thing that we're releasing catch me clever And all this acting ain't no Oscar caliber it's wacky Just shut the fucking hell up shawty get inside the taxi I wanna see you get down give fellatio to the cabby Just put on your performance ride around the dick you nasty I love it when the pubic's clippered, I love it when the big dick slithers I love it when she drips and cums and strokes it on the tipper It sends me shivers, oh she's a goddess I would kiss her And when the intro plays I'm with the boys we making noise So who's the lucky girl that's on the couch to be employed? It starts with a little teasing as the girl she starts to ease in But now we start to feel that something's off and it's deceiving She's starting to undress and then we think something's aloof It's suspicious but we keep watching cause nobody got proof And I check the comments but I'm shocked to say that we done goofed If you fapped, I'm sorry to say that you fell for the trap Cause the chick getting clapped, oh my god holy crap If you check her Onlyfans, if you check her Instagrams Then you might be getting traumatized when you learn she's a trans What an end, and now we all gotta go wash our hands This has been a terrible experience we need a cleanse