Take It Back Interlude

Hey excuse me you forgot to take your change back You already paid in full so we don't take that It's my duty to give you amazing service It's my pride and dignity that makes it worth it Please accept my humble and polite refusal My performance don't need your approval Worth is not defined by extra coins on the table I find it rude being evaluated with yens You can't put a price on discipline in any real sense It's been taught to me to value customers with a smile It's been taught to me that service comes before the reward It's a silent pact that's part of our fabric of deep respect We don't need your kind gratuity we have to reject We have it part of the creed, your tip is a little strange My excellent service is not incentivized by your change I appreciate the thought but now I have to return All the extra money take it back I'm being real stern And when you eat out in Nippon and then you leave that tip The waiter chasing after you cause they don't want that shit They're not kidding take it back cause they don't want that bitch And there's a strict no-tipping culture you should know that bit Don't embarrass yourself they don't tolerate that shit Cause they don't want that tip, and they don't take that bitch Keep your damn gratuity and buy some different shit Stellar service is a given hope you know that shit Take it back, take it back, take it back Take it back, take it back, cause they already know you're happy And that makes them happy There's a mutual respect when they see satisfaction They don't need a bonus to reward their subtle actions Lesson in humility, take it back respectfully Show your gratitude but not with physical transactions They will know you're satisfied by seeing your reaction So, take it back