Mechanic Shop

So my car broke down, just the other day On the 405, just down the freeway Looked at my dash, it was lit-up like a Christmas tree What the heck happened? How could this be? Where do you go, when you need a car repair? I really found myself, in sole despair So I called triple K, they said that's ok We'll be right there; we'll get you out'a there So i looked at my phone, and all i can see Is a bunch of mechanics, rated lower than D The web is great, but there's so much to read And not much time, for a guy in need Prices, reviews, my head is spinning What the hell is that noise? Is that the beginning? Of a transmission failure? well that sounds bad Gotta fix my car because now I'm real sad Then I found this shop, now that's a relief So many reviews, it's hard to believe! Mechanic shops are all an arm and a leg But not this shop, I would like to think So the tow truck comes, with a long ass-bed What a huge truck! Is that a shed? Loaded up my car, and took me there And that's ok, because i really don't care... So I arrive at the shop, with smiles and grace Free water too, now that I'll embrace... Picked up the water, cheeseburger please! Oh what a customer, he's hard to please Got coffee, water, nice treatment too From Jimmy, Frankie, and the rest of the crew Lifted up my car, and then they looked underneath While i was peeking through the window, just like a thief Radiator, water pump, air gun noise It's getting really hard, to make a choice Allen keys, ratchets, things I've never heard Tire rotations, oh, is that a turd? ASE master, way to go blaster Those guys are pros; they couldn't have worked any faster Computer diagnostics, state of the art Hey Jimmy dude, can you make my car start? Frankie says, what's going on Bruce? Did you drive-up your car without any juice? So i said well I don't know, to tell you the truth We all have wives, just like you and i both Frankie, bro... can i have another water? Excuse sir, just don't lead me to the slaughter Then he said, well, your car is in need of repair But you're in good hands here, so don't despair... So I called up my wife, told her its a bad transmission... The clock is ticking, we need to make a decision... Wifey says, don't worry honey... As long as you and I both, have got the money Go ahead and fix the car, fix that transmission As long as you do it right, you have my permission So the car got fixed, in no time at all Have a nice day baby, see you next fall So I paid up my bill, with a minimum damage Those guys are great, they don't even take advantage Of customers, stranded, on the side of the road My car was finally fixed, after it was being towed Mechanics, dudes, you guys have my admiration This whole experience has been such a revelation What a great place, that I have found so far! Check out this shop, they can fix your car! Come to this auto repair, where the price is good and they treat you fair Can I get an oil change? Mam, you need new tires... Alright guys, let's get out of here...