XXXMas

Once upon a time There was a girl who lived in the suburbs Croydon to be precise She had one wish and, one wish only She laid in her bed and Made that wish one night In hopes that Santa's elves and Santa's little helpers would Pass on the message of how she feels inside She looked up to the sky and Oh shit, Santa replied Roll up the mistletoe, sip on some wine Lets make it snow, it's Christmas time No playing herе, make it rain dear (Ho, ho, ho) it's Christmas! Only Santa in my chimney Hе want all this smoke It's cold outside, wear me as a coat Saint Nicholas, let's get ridiculous Come leave me knickerless X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas Lets get it cracking All the trimmings and the extras Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV Do it pon mi likkle Nephew's brand new Sketchers We don't really for nutting Only business is nutting One foot pon di stocking Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV Do it pon dat big present for my cousin Baddest rap bitch, unwrap this My presence is a present Underneath that is a gift Rolling up the essence, smoking on the Grinch Light up the myrrh and frankincense It's the naughty nativity, you know it's me Got the plum pudding and you know it's sweet Obviously take a bite on this fruitcake Firewood touché Do it to me baby 'til the bell break And just like that, her wish was granted The girl from South took Santa's North Pole And encompassed her inner ho, ho, ho Come to the door I'm wearing nutting but stockings Jockey, how I'm riding, you Can't cat this cat, copy Like a pizza how I'm giving the toppings Sloppy all over the Williams, Robbie Advent calendar, you open me up More curvy than a turkey And it's perky as f*ck Pudding from Croydon, not from Yorkshire Oliver Twist, they want more sir X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas Lets get it cracking All the trimmings and the extras Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV Do it pon mi likkle Nephew's brand new Sketchers We don't really for nutting Only business is nutting One foot pon di stocking Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV Do it pon dat big present for my cousin Do it pon di tree, do it pon di Xbox Baileys on the rocks Slay everyday in case you forgot It's Christmas only Santa in my chimney He want all this smoke It's cold outside, wear me as a coat Saint Nicholas, let's get ridiculous Come leave me knickerless Yo, you know I'm ready for anything Call me go go go You're locked in and listening To The Coco Show Take a ride in the sleigh and I'll have you looking for more I'll be emptying the sack screaming ho, ho Ho very modest but I've gotta be honest I'm not a student of college So if you've got it, you've got it Vitamin D and I'm eating all of the porridge Jingle Belling all the way into the room Show me sutting like christmas, Christmas What we got on the gift list? Been eating good not just sipping On tea and biscuit's Wagwan cousin? We're cooking like the Stuffing in the oven Presents aren't getting cheaper by the dozen Na this one's a slapper Me, I'm just tryna see what's Inside of my cracker true It's half eight and this Vossi's got me battered If you never got nothing from me This year, it never mattered, na X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas Lets get it cracking baby X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas Lets get it cracking baby