Don Juan

Ayo I uh, I guess its like one of those nights, right Nadroj Uh, I mean like you can call me Naddy Daddy too I'll take either or Naddy Daddy but tonight I'm in the club Don't call me simp, but I'm tryna fall in love If I get lucky I might even get a hug Take you to my crib, I just hope I get it up What it do baby girl, yeah what's up I'm kind of hard to see because I'm short as f*ck I can't front I'm not about to blow a dub I ain't got a lot, and that shit is just too much Hit the bartender like bitch, serve me my drink I got the usual the fruit thing that's pink I had a sip, it's already hard to think Minutes pass by every time I take a fucking blink I spot a baddie looking back at me Full throttle like teenage acne I don't know how to act or how to be So I bottoms up, my legs wobbly I feel awfully I stumble awkwardly And I slip on the dance floor Tell myself to play it cool People asking for more I might be twenty-one But my knees are eighty-four See her looking at me Boy what are you waiting for In my head I'm like girl what do it do From across the room I keep looking at you Like a cinematic zoom Hold her chin lean in, whispering Something cute In reality I spoke gibberish When I touched her face It was a little vigorous Everything I said Became illiterate Friends pull me away Say there are bigger fish Don't matter It's just a hit and miss Go outside Asked if I want a hit of this I say nah They call me a little bitch I say fine, but only a little bit And now I'm crossfaded I feel so jaded Everything spinning To be honest I hate it I migrated I'm located In the back With a glass Getting hydrated Got bread plated Feeling elevated Times pass Sober fast Naddy's back In a flash So I dash With the crew They tell me That she's been looking for you I push back my hair Call this shit take two I approach her and I Introduce Myself Coming off dope as hell It's going well Homies look from afar Sure things would fail She laughing Put her hand on my thigh She maintains that twinkle In her left eye She says she don't think I'm any guy She knows I'm broke Next round of drinks she'll buy Damn I started thinking 'bout marriage I wanna take her home, but I don't wanna be a parent I don't wanna have a hook up so I wanna be apparent I tell her that I love her, its not coming from impairment She's like, that's a lot And she's right in all fairness But she makes my stomach jump And my lungs become airless Yeah, I'm wifing in the club I'm not tryna be generic But she said she knows my songs And she read to me my lyrics I told my friends that she might be the one We'll be together by the time night is done She gave me a kiss I like to use my tongue She pulled away Wiped her face Asked if I wanna run Hey Naddy it was nice to meet But it's getting late, I'd really like to sleep I live a couple blocks away, down the street She grabbed my hand and said, follow me Dapped up my homies on the way out Promised to let them know how things would play out Her tab was open, asked if I could pay out Get me back later, in her car, she would wait out Was like aight but slightly suspicious I approached the bartender but forgot who the chick is He was wiping down glasses He was loading the dishes I tried so describe her But I wasn't descriptive He's like dude, I don't have a clue But she better come back cause we're closing at two I don't wanna put security on hot pursuit But I know that she's in the car waiting for you Damn Well, that's kind of her problem Kinda worked out, I forgot my condom Said sorry to the bartender, he called me a Don Juan Bouncer went to get her I escaped through the bottom