Eighty

I just think that There's some things that you should know Before we go down this road Some things that I've never Told anyone before I just hope you're cool with it cause I'm cool with you My nipples are sore Baby, I think I need to be A voice of clarity In case you marry me We might turn Eighty They'll call you crazy So, let me Warn you 'bout dating me First of all I sweat a lot That's just the beginning I flip a coin almost daily To make my major decisions I got some bad habits, I always undercook chicken And you won't sleep a second Because I spend the night twitching There's some things that you should know In case you become my wife If you're allergic to cats You're really risking your life If there's ever an issue I'll probably cry when we fight I might grab your hand Make you dance In the moonlight You should know That I'm a kid But I look like a grown up And I might look tough outside But IPAs make me throw up I can promise you romance and I like to slow f*ck But when it comes to dick size Babe, please Don't get your hopes up Baby, I think I need to be A voice of clarity In case you marry me We might turn Eighty They'll call you crazy So, let me Warn you 'bout dating me Sometimes I try to impress you But I come off narcissistic I'm colorblind, so do your nails And I'll probably miss it I do not have a filter My vocab Is just explicit If we ever had a child Their first word Might be dipshit And we're gonna get old I'm talking wrinkles and all When my knee problems taking over And I constantly fall The way I love milk and cookies I'll be a brown Santa Claus Will you still hold my hand Despite any flaw I'm meant to be little spoon I'm barely five foot tall I'll say "let's go for a run" But it's hardly a jog I make jokes about my dick And hope to make it a job Why don't you tell me what you think Because you're all I want Baby, I think I need to be A voice of clarity In case you marry me We might turn Eighty They'll call you crazy So, let me Warn you 'bout dating me