Chopstick Craigie

I saw Owen Craigie in a Chinese takeaway I wanted to say, "hi" But I didn't want to be a pain Cause he was eatin' honey chicken Or maybe honey pork Or salt & pepper squid But he didn't use a fork Chopstick Craigie You know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie The best that Joey'd ever seen Chopstick Craigie You know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie The best that Joey'd ever seen Seriouslay, what'dya say If ya bump into Owen at a takeaway Do you talk about life? Or how he used to play six? Or do you just sit and admire How he works them sticks! Chopstick Craigie You know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie The best that Joey'd ever seen Chopstick Craigie You know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie What is he eating? I was gonna write more lyrics About Owen Craigay But he had to leave to chase the energayay But he was eating honey chicken Or maybe honey pork Salt n pepper squid Oh- where was the fork? Chopstick Craigie You know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie The best that Joey'd ever seen Chopstick Craigie You know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie It was chicken chow mein!