Foul Weather Fan

I've got more merch than teeth And I share it I share it with my family Socks, keyring, jacket and brollie I spent my savings and I filled up the trolley I'm a foul weather fan, that's me That's him Rain, hail or sun, you know just where I'll be Flag, beanie, bottle and gloves I spent my pay, now I'm broke for a month I've got more merch than teeth I named my daughter Kalyn and my son's name is Chief Sticker, scrunchie, backpack and stubby I'm a bit too chubby and those children don't like me I'm a foul weather fan, that's me Still him Rain, hail or sun, you know just where I will be Mum said, "sell those jerseys" I maxed out my credit Now I'm out on the street I'm a foul weather fan, that's me That's them Rain, hail or sun, you know just where I will be I'm a foul weather fan, that's me This team means a lot to me and it finished fifteenth