My Narelle

I'll tell you about this girl I know She's a hundred and twenty six years old She's occasionally abusive But she's tryin to be more inclusive My Narelle My American friends Don't know she exists She get's pretty loose When she's on the piss I wanna spend my weekends with her But she's always in the news My Narelle, my Narelle My Narelle, my Narelle The NRL once more rocked by scandal Breaking news in the NRL tonight The NRL in crisis Friends say there a girls like her in England But I say that's hardly a competition Her gambling mates Are pretty gross But she's not moving to the Cenny Coast My Narelle The Central Coast wants a team Maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team Maybe you can play for them Doctor's say she's bad for the brain But all those studies aren't in yet She's not to everybody's taste My mother fucking hates her My Narelle, my Narelle My Narelle, my Narelle State of Origin's not for me At least you don't play for Manly The Central Coast wants a team Maybe you can play for them Chopstick Craigie, you know what I mean The Central Coast wants a team, heads Maybe you can play for them, heads I never got to do her in High School I still think about how that would feel But I'm not sure I wanna play her game though It looks like it hurts THAT WAS ENORMOUS WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE