Takin The Two

I ate a wedge Off Hunter Street And I stepped in shit I didn't wipe my feet And I let you sleep Then I scratched your itch Then I sucked the bottom Of your Subway sandwich Cos there's a lot of dirty things That I would do But you're never gonna catch me Takin the two Oooooooooh, takin the two Oooooooooh, takin the two Oooooooooh. Takin the two In the urinal I found some gum Then I kissed ya dog Then I kissed ya mum And at her wake I was doing lines Then I told your sister We'd hang out some time Cause there's a lot of dirty things That I would do But you're never gonna catch me Takin the two, no Oooooooooh, takin the two Oooooooooh, takin the two Oooooooooh. Takin the two I drank ya juice And I left some spit And I opened your chips And I dipped ya dip And I used ya toothbrush And I used your razor Then I got online And harassed Brendan Fraser Cause there's a lot of dirty things That I'll keep doin But ya never gonna catch me Takin the two'n Oooooooooh, takin the two Oooooooooh, takin the two Oooooooooh And they've decided to go the coward's way, they're taking the two points