The Ballad of Joey Johns

Down the right and chuck a dummy with twenty seconds left Draw and pass on the inside and hit Albert on the chest Give him the stadium, immortals live forever He's not the hero we deserve, but we'll never get any better And if I won '97 I'd ride down King Street too Three fourths plastered at all times He's a drunken immortool Remember in 2000 when he started on the bench? And Toovey can't throw right to left, it was ridiculous And lumpy little Johns, he turned the game around He won the series from the sideline, jubilation filled the ground And if I won '97 I'd ride down King Street too Three fourths plastered at all times He's a drunken immortal And if I won '97 I'd ride down King Street too Three fourths plastered at all times He's a drunken immortal Now I remember 2001, and the '05 origin series So don't think I've forgotten Joey's other victories But if I had to add a verse for every thing That Joey's done for Rugby League, well this song would never end And if I won '97 I'd ride down King Street too Three fourths plastered at all times He's a drunken immortool And if I won '97 I'd ride down King Street too Three fourths plastered at all times He's a drunken immortal No one mention pills or parties or that time at the airport Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ninety seven Immortal No one mention pills or parties or that time at the airport Blah blah blah blah yah blah blah ninety seven Immortal