The Central Coast Wants a Team

Western Reds, Newtown Jets Ever heard of the Glebe Dirty Reds? Newcastle Rebels only lasted a year The same as the Mariners and the Adelaide Rams South Queensland Crushers, Illawarra Steelers The Gold Coast Chargers, dirty fuckin' Queenslanders Western Magpies, they merged with the Tigers And who can forget the North Manly Sea Bears!? On the burst! Well that's a lotta clubs A lotta areas that don't have representation any more But there's one area right in the arse-hole of New South Wales That has never had a chance And it is up to you, all of you! The central coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The central coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The central coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The central coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The central coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The central coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The central coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them Ha! joke's on you this place is fucked Wanna night out? You might get mugged Gosford sucks, Worokan sucks Bluetongue Stadium! Ah, get fucked Ha! joke's on you this place is fucked Wanna night out? You might get mugged Gorokan sucks, Tuggerah sucks Australian Reptile Park Yeah alright The central coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The central coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The central coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The central coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them Coast, team, you, them Coast, team, you, them What's all the commotion? Just fall in the ocean What's all the commotion? Just fall in the ocean Joke's on you, this place is fucked Wanna knight out? You might get mugged Wanna go to the reptile park? Yeah, actually that'd be fuckin' tops