Honky Tonk Hiccups

"Honky Tonk Hiccups"I got the honky tonk hiccupsReady steady goI got the honky tonk hiccupsReady steady goHonky tonk hiccupsReady steady goI found the cure on the hardwood floorWhen I got home from workI was feeling pretty fine'Til I started getting hiccups 'round suppertimeHeld my breath 'til I hit the floorBut the hiccups kept comingEven more more moreI asked my baby to stand up on a chairAnd when I wasn't lookingShe would give me a scareI drank a glass of waterAnd I blew into a bagBut the hiccups kept a-cominA nag nag nagI got the honky tonk hiccupsReady steady goI got the honky tonk hiccupsReady steady goHonky tonk hiccupsReady steady goI found the cure on the hardwood floorWell I was feeling lowBut my baby made me goDown to the honky tonk and hillbilly showAn hour in the line-upAnd I finally made the doorBut the hiccups kept a-comingEven more more moreFirst I heard the musicAnd then I felt a beatAnd that's when I knewThat the hiccups would retreatI headed for the dance floorI really did my bestI did The Rump JumpI guess the whiskey did the restI got the honky tonk hiccupsReady steady goI got the honky tonk hiccupsReady steady goHonky tonk hiccupsReady steady goI found the cure on the hardwood floorHonky tonk hiccupsReady steady goI got the honky tonk hiccupsReady steady goHonky tonk hiccupsReady steady goI found the cure on the hardwood floorI found the cure on the hardwood floorThe only cure is the hardwood floor(Hic!)