No Role Model

Just a normal day for an average guy like me Working with a beer with more ice than my iced tea Turkish get-ups in the morning then I go chop wood Come home from the farm kiss the wife and life's all good Don't do as I say nor as I do Don't try this at home God knows it could kill you Just a simple man wouldn't have it any other way So hold my beer and remember when I say - I'm no role model Savin' lives for a living that's just what I do Would you like to see my 190 while I'm cutting into you Now I don't need much money not much do I entail But when I go out shoppin' you know homie ain't gonna pay retail Don't do as I say nor as I do Don't try this at home God knows it could kill you All I needs a drink and my lady by my side Tell your kids not to look to just to run and hide - I'm no role model Do you need a drink This round's on me Cause that's the key To livin' uninhibited and free You don't always need to be drinking I heard a wise man say But color me skeptical 'cause we could drop dead any day That's all that really matters my friends and my family I may not be a role model but they can always count on me Don't do as I say nor as I do Don't try this at home God knows it could kill you Just a simple man wouldn't have it any other way So hold my beer and remember when I say - I'm no role model