Doormat

Woo hey! Uh uh - no wayNo way complain huhI'm not your doormat, your floormatSo don't wipe your feet on meI'm not the only GaribaldiWell there's more fish in the seaI'm not your puppy, your goldfishSo don't treat me like a petHey I'm not your butterflySo don't chase me with your netI'm not your kneaded eraserSo don't you wear me downI'm not your sledge, uh sledge hammerI'm no tool, that you poundI'm not your blacktop, for hopscotchSo don't jump all over meI'm not the place where the dogs roamAt the bottom of the treeDon't you treat me like I have no feelingsDon't you treat me like that, I have feelingsDon't treat me like thatDon't you treat me like thatDon't treat me like thatDon't you treat me like that!Uh yeah yeah oh oh na uh uhWoo hoo ooh oohI'm not your carefree, nor sugarlessLike the gum on your shoe,I'm not the ring 'round your fingerNor am I wrapped around youI'm not your shoe string, your rope thingSo don't tie me in a knotI'm not your asphalt, with oil spotsSo don't use me as a parking lotDon't you treat me like I have no feelingsDon't you treat me like that, I have feelingsDon't you treat me like IEhave no feelingsYeah feelings feelings feelings feelings huh!