Green Haired Lady

She eats burned hash browns They come out too light Ash falls into her bed at night Smoking her cigarettes' at night Nothing she does ever turns out right Green haired lady in a fantasy She writes wise quotes on the internet for free The green haired lady lives in Barnsley She writes tunes on her ukulele She's the Green Haired Lady (The Green Haired Lady) She's the Green Haired Lady (The Green Haired Lady) Punk lady with pretty pants D.I.Y She loves a rant She sneaks burger king into shows She's the legend everyone knows She's the Green Haired Lady (The Green Haired Lady) She's the Green Haired Lady (The Green Haired Lady) Green Lady thinks she's a failure Nothing ever seems to go quite right for her! Listening to the vandals Life is sometimes a shambles She's the Green Haired Lady (The Green Haired Lady) She's the Green Haired Lady (The Green Haired Lady) Her hash browns come out all wrong It's all she can afford but she's got a song She moved into a new place in Barnsley And that's the last we heard of the Green Haired Lady She's the Green Haired Lady She's the Green Haired Lady She's the Green Haired Lady She's the Green Haired Lady She's the Green Haired Lady (The Green Haired Lady) She's the Green Haired Lady (The Green Haired Lady) She's the Green Haired Lady The Green Haired Lady-Ahh!...