U Love a Scandal

You love a scandal It’s your fault Grease the door handle Open the vault Rummage through the records Open someone’s mail Don’t know what they’re trying but you’re hoping that they fail You love a scandal Well, why don't you try it on yourself You don't know why it hurts And I can tell You wouldn’t know what hit you if it hit you in the face Hey! You got away, but it will get you next time Even guttersnipes hear about themselves sometimes (Yeah, yeh, yeh, yeh) You love a scandal Bring back the days of public torture Put on your sandals Protect yourself it’s quite a scorcher I gotta tell you I got callouses from spending so much time around you Time around you! Did you hear about the Neighbors? We’ve been filming them next door! (Ooh!) Hey! You got away, but it will get you next time Even guttersnipes hear about themselves sometime... (Hey!) Baby near the checkout of your favorite local supermarket Reading all the scandal sheets While I hunt down the latest bargain Nothing ever happens to you Plastic to keep out the rain Watching the destruction from the center of the hurricane Hey! You got away, but it will get you next time Even guttersnipes read about themselves sometime(s) (Yay!) You love a scandal Someone gets a wound And you supply the salt Catch ‘em with their trousers down But this time it’s your fault!