Gifts, Guts, and Glory

Santa's got biceps, as tough as steel Boots made for kicking, he's the real deal Through zombie hordes, he breaks his way Nothing's stopping Santa, not today He's punchin' and kickin', with a sack full of joy Bringing gifts to every girl and boy With muscles like iron, he fights through the night Santa's on a mission to make things right He swings his candy cane like a bat Takes down the zombies, and tips his hat With a Ho Ho Ho and a wink in his eye He's the hero of Christmas, under a dark sky He's punchin' and kickin', with a sack full of joy Bringing gifts to every girl and boy With muscles like iron, he fights through the night Santa's on a mission to make things right Through fire and rubble, he clears the way Santa won't rest 'til it's Christmas Day With a laugh so loud, it echoes wide The kids cheer on as he strides with pride He lifts a child, safe from harm Hands out a teddy bear with his mighty arm No zombie can stop his Christmas cheer Santa's here, and there's nothing to fear So here comes Santa, strong and bold With stories of courage and gifts to hold In a world gone dark, he's the shining light Merry Christmas to all, and to all a safe night