Choking on Kebab

I want something not too familiar or too alien Walk down the block Boom mediterranean My family all agrees This is the place to be Sit down comfortably Phew this is the bees knees Order a large coffee watch it arrive in a soup bowl Scoop up some froth and hope this day somehow loopholes My sister's kid makes jokes about preschool We all think he's pretty cool Like he owns a swimming pool The waitress takes our order with precise detail She wraps it up well i bet she could write a great email I wondered if i could get her detail I wondered if i had a boat to sail She'd look past the fact i'm so pale Snap out of the daydream and hear how dad got conned Paid a man Three grand To start dad'sgonewrong.com Kinda funny but mostly upsetting Change the topic to some folks most recent wedding Like i can't believe you caught flowers After those free drinks you sank in two hours My family has superpowers Then the meal arrived laid out all pretty on a plate I couldnt help myself the steak kebab just looked so great Swooped up a meaty mouthful like it ran over it's lease Flavours danced in my mouth then i realised it should be a smaller piece I'm choking on a kebab Choking on a kebab Choking on a kebab At least it don't taste bad Choking on a kebab Choking on a kebab Choking on a kebab At least it don't taste bad Dad looks frozen in motion His partners loud with her emotion I try be chill but i'm still choking Choking on a kebab Choking on a kebab Choking on a kebab At least it don't taste bad Cafe customers cup their cuppachino Like "oh yeah, we know" Like what? like I'm tryna make a freethrow I'm choking on a kebab I'm choking on a kebab I'm choking on a kebab It's starting to taste bad Out of nowhere my sister comes through with the hymlick For a moment i felt time tick Then my mind clicked And i can only rhyme like shit