Carson City

Welcome to the story of a man named Colby He was the best is the best friend of all time Hear the tale in 4k like Dolby Talk about epic you know it is Colby Started out small now he is big The strongest man in all of Shadow Ridge He's moving to Carson City He's moving to Carson City We met in eighth grade Colby Payton Carter There was no group that could have been smarter Shawn on the side Hunter in the back When you're near him you better not talk smack Threw a ball at her face in the PE gauntlet race He didn't ever not no never did feel bad My main man Colby is a mega Chad She started to cry she started to whine she started to lie These balls are made out of foam The ball didn't hurt you that bad You can stop crying now He's awesome because he did this He's awesome because threw a ball at her face The teacher got mad at the little girl But she got mad at us too I hate middle school Wake up to the fact that I'm never going back The world is crap and it smells like nutsack Hunter in the back He was really cracked A time before Fortnite A time before that The villain of the story was the man sitting next to him He had a name His name was Adrian He started messing with Hunter and started pushing him around He started making fun of the way he started to sound Hunter got up and balled up his fist Let me tell you this man needs a therapist He punched him in the face He punched him in the face The sub intervened in the fighting scene Payton was in total disbelief The air was tense and the air was thick Hunter was totally the new John Wick We liked to play frisbee out in the park Make sure you don't play while its dark Colby will break your frisbee and not apologize Punching him in the face is what I fantasize Broke something irreplaceable Totally not erasable Colby is totally wasteful This frisbee had LED lights Which meant it glowed up all the night He's moving to Carson City He's moving to Carson City