Rollercoaster

Sitting down on the bus seat Looking for my friends to meet It's getting to late Closing all in I couldn't feel the back of my skin Sit by some girl named Taylor Man I wish that she was named Shayler Tried to say goodbye later Car started like Tow Mater She was eating some sugar-grass I said that I will pass Couldn't watch One Piece Cause there was no Alabas I am afraid that I am all alone Like a dog without its favorite toy bone Got sad so I started to moan No Gage and Colby to sit by my throne Only some girl that I don't even know Man I know that this trip is gonna blow Man that's fo sho I don't even know anyone in my row Might as well just go to sleep But everyone around me is trying to peep They're just sheep Equal to cattle I'm engaged in a sleeping battle Where are my friends Gage and Colby I need someone to come and hold me I think they ditched me They are in the front row Sitting so happily I know this needs to go Now I need to fart in the bus I'm gonna use the bathroom if I must Fart in the toilet Stink up the bus You know I'm gonna poop if the need comes up I'm on my way to Knott's Berry Farm So don't forget to set off my alarm Fart in the toilet Stink up the bus I'm gonna poop if the need comes up I'm on my way to Knott's Berry Farm So don't forget to set off my alarm Going down the rollercoaster My food is coming up Throw up on the rollercoaster My time is almost up Puke on my friend on the rollercoaster My time is almost up Explode my pants on the rollercoaster My time is almost up Read Harry Potter on the rollercoaster My book is almost done Do taxes on the rollercoaster My sheets are almost done Wait six hours on a two minute ride Shade from the sun I cannot find Hotter and hotter as the line gets closer I'm just waiting for some closure The coaster goes up And it goes down The loop-dee-loops make me frown When the coaster stops I come to find There's poop on my behind Poop on my butt Poop on my butt Poop on my butt Poop on my butt Poop on my butt Poop on my butt Poop on my butt Poop on my butt Poop on my butt Poop on my butt Poop on my butt Poop on my butt Poop on my butt