Smash Bros

I remember when you sucked at Smash Bros You were the worst I remember when you didn't know how to back-air And you still don't I remember when you thought you knew the controls You never did I remember when you said you would win this time Man you suck I can combo you to a million I'm superman and you're the civilian Don't cry now when I beat you again Its not over yet its a game to ten I practiced for hours Became the master I'm good because I can dashdance faster My Meta-Knight is better than yours When I win Evo you'll be doing floors It takes practice hard work and lots of training Over the top of the world I'll be reigning Smash bros is the greatest game ever Wrestling is for dudes named Trevor So what If you can life two hundred pounds Guess what I can spike you down So what If you have big muscles Doesn't matter I can take you down in doubles So what If you have a life Doesn't matter I don't need a wife So what If you made the wrestling team If it isn't smash it doesn't matter to me (Yeah) With Mario I hit four up-airs in a row I kill with up-b And you're looking slow I hit you with the flood and now you're far away My forward smash looks just like Micheal Bay With Rob I fly just under the stage Throw my top at you I know it makes you rage I pivot grab and I do a down throw Guaranteed kill at eighty and that's fo sho Unlike you bro I can win though I got money yo It's not funny yo Step on my flow On death-row Smash bros gets me tons of dough Pull up to the tourney and face me in the bracket Try and sabotage me with a sauce packet I know that I'll win because I am the best With Jigglypuff I'll hit a big rest So what If you can life two hundred pounds Guess what I can spike you down So what If you have big muscles Doesn't matter I can take you down in doubles So what If you have a life Doesn't matter I don't need a wife So what If you made the wrestling team If it isn't smash it doesn't matter to me (Yeah) I tried to teach you how to play But you didn't listen Now you're moving away And you won't listen It's like cutting onions up in the kitchen Some Smash Bros gaming is what I'm wishing I'm wishing for the day that you come back to us Where we can all go play in the battle bus I miss the days of playing Smash Bros I miss the days of being best bros Now whats next is to go to college But I don't even want any of that knowledge All I need is gaming with the guys My dreams of gaming soon may die For gaming you need money For money you need a job I'm not ready to work at Billy Bob's