This Cucumber is Stuck In My

Well I looked in the mirror (oo-no!) Saw a sight so strange A cucumber stuck Sticking right out my ass I reached for the shovel Tried to set it free But that cucumber was stubborn Just let it be! (ha-ha!) This cucumber is Stuck up my ass (oh no!) Cucumber please Won't you get out? Its stuck up my ass Stuck up my ass Cucumber Oh It's takin' its toll! I called my neighbours (hey, y'all come see!) They brought their tools We formed a pickle team But no matter our effort No matter our plan That cucumber just laughed It said "Catch me if you can!" (SHIT!) This cucumber is Stuck up my ass (oh no!) Cucumber please Won't you get out? Its stuck up my ass Stuck up my ass Cucumber Oh It's takin' its toll! We pushing They pullin All in the sun That cucumber's jammed Like it's havin' fun But we ain't givin' up No We ain't gon' bail This pickle prick It's creatin' a tale! (woah, now!) A little bit of patience A whole lot of funk Finally that cucumber Plopped out with a plunk We danced and we cheered In the veggie parade That ass hole's funky But our spirit ain't swayed! (yeah!) (ooooooo) Shit This cucumber is Stuck up my ass (oh no!) Cucumber please Won't you get out? Its stuck up my ass Stuck up my ass Cucumber Oh It's takin' its toll! Dammnn Stuck in my asssss