Stool Song

My girlfriend left me today She said she needed to work on herself I said come on babe is it me She left and said nothing else So I went over to my liquor shelf I like coffee and I like tea But a little hard whiskey Is good for me If you don't understand than that's just fine I'll keep on sipping until I die I like coffee and I like tea But a little hard whiskey Is good for me It kicks my problems far away And i'll just have to deal with them another day My car wouldn't start the next day And I lost my job as well So I decided to take a walk and see if I could find anything else But a man walking by pulled out a gun And took my pocket change So I went home and grabbed myself a bottle And thought about turning the page I thought about turning the page I like coffee and I like tea But a little hard whiskey Is good for me If you don't understand that's just fine I'll keep on sipping until I die I like coffee and I like tea But a little hard whiskey is good for me It kicks my problems far away I'll just have to deal with them another day This is the bass solo I like coffee and I like tea I like coffee and I like tea I like coffee and I like tea I like coffee and I like tea I like coffee and I like tea But a little hard whiskey Is good for me