Dog

Dumb as a fucking dog I'll scratch my ear until it bleeds Picking scabs and planting scars I'm not like those good boys though Chasing tail and chasing cars Shit on the porch when I'm given a yard I'm dumb as a fuckin' dog Dumb as a fuckin' dog My care taker is denied Bite the hand that provides I'm happy when you're sad Crack a joke to make things light Can't read a room to save my life I'm dumb as a fuckin' dog I'm dumb as a dog My bark is far worse than my bite Mouthin' off to dogs much bigger than I No, I've never won a fight Or much less even been in one Guess I'm a bitch, ain't that alright I'm dumb as a fucking dog Dumb as a dog Wit's too sharp for my own good If I could turn it off I would Insensitive and mad Can't get my words back in my mouth Eat the puke that's just come out Dumb as a fucking dog I'm dumb as a dog Run away to see what's out there