Rugrats

One day on the midnight road, I was wanderin' down the street And I saw in the distance a tall man with a baby face I went up to the tall man and I asked him "What's wrong with your face?" It wasn't very kind, but I was awful drunk that night I shouldn't have said a word to that man 'Cause he stared me down, he looked me in the eyes And suddenly it was my face on his face And I looked in the mirror when I got home that morning And it was me with the baby face And no-one would look at me No-one, no-one would look at my baby face For fear of what would happen to them The end Rugrats Augh