The Muppet Show

Kermit will keep you warm Kermit will keep you strong Kermit will find your car keys Kermit will sing you a song Fozzie will protect you Fozzie really cares Fozzie will make you feel brand new Fozzie will cut your hairs Gonzo will stand up for you Gonzo reminds you to floss Gonzo will hug you if you say please Gonzo will talk to your boss Miss Piggy will buy you flowers Miss Piggy will give you a smooch Miss Piggy will f*ck you for hours Miss Piggy will smuggle you hooch Rowlf will wash your Prius Rowlf will know what to say Rowlf would take a bullet for you Rowlf will find a way Kermit is the Muppet Dad And we are all his sons So listen to your papa And sing our Muppety song Ah eh, ah eh Ah eh, ah Ah eh, ah eh Ah eh, ah