Average Man

I went to work that day My boss confronted me He said you didn't do those E-Mails Which made everything Suck I went into the office All my co-workers Looked pissed They started to throw Tomatoes But luckily, they all missed They all just looked at me And started to shout this Work sucks Life sucks My wife Sucks My kids suck My pet duck They all Suck I got home that day Saw my wife Kissing another man I asked her "why, oh why?" She just told me More lies Just wanted the truth She started to cry Then stopped, and sighed And started to say this Work sucks Life sucks My wife Sucks My kids suck My pet duck They all Suck I was driving my kids To school the very next day They started to kick the backseat So I told them to shut up Everything was going dandy 'Till the teacher passed by She said "you made the kids late" And started with a sigh Work sucks Life sucks My wife Sucks My kids suck My pet duck They all Suck Oh why? Oh why!? God help me! O, woe is me! Why did you cheat on me!? How could you do this to me!? I gave you all the love I could! Wh- why do my kids keep kicking The backseat!? Work sucks Life sucks My wife Sucks My kids suck My pet duck They all Suck