Captain Goon Dies

Yarg This be Captain Goon's log Issue number thirty-three I took her out to sea Her eyes as cold as the water around me Took a dip on down To the depths that caused me crew to drown At night I awoke with dread To see me only love dead Into the great abyss She still fills me with that cosmic bliss I first betrayed the sea But now I found the devil waiting for me (To think we took the fall For a captain who has no balls!) So the devil wants me soul, eh? Well he can have it for a coffer a' gold (There's a special place in hell for you With the devil and the crew) Me crews voice is stuck in me head Well I knew I was good as dead Surrounded by the deep blue Well this fear seems to remind me of you I felt that somber need To follow the way of the pirates greed Hoist the sails, let the anchor up Nothing worse than a captain corrupt I first betrayed the sea But now I found the devil waiting for me (To think we took the fall For a captain who has no balls!) So the devil wants me soul, eh? Well he can have it for a coffer a' gold (There's a special place in hell for you With the devil and the crew) (There's a special place in hell for you With the devil and the crew) (There's a special place in hell for you With the devil and the crew) (There's a special place in hell for you With the devil and the crew) (There's a special place in hell for you With the devil and the crew) (There's a special place in hell for you With the devil and the crew) (There's a special place in hell for you With the devil and the crew) (There's a special place in hell for you With the devil and the crew) (There's a special place in hell for you With the devil and the crew)