Failed Inventor

Built a love machine on Tuesday night Couldn't kick it in; couldn't start it right Electronic bits were shorting out - sparks were flying! Well at least I tried; I'm a failed inventor Got an amateur mind Making all the breakthroughs That money cannot find. Thinking of a concept Thursday night Join the hemispheres; artificial light Power in negative; a tidal wave - Blow your mind! Well at least I tried; I'm a failed inventor Got an amateur mind Making all the breakthroughs That money cannot find. Lying on my deathbed Sunday night Scratch a mental itch, proving that I'm right Try to telephone but forget how - I'm running out! Well at least I tried; I'm a failed inventor Got an amateur mind Making all the breakthroughs That money cannot find. Well at least I tried; I'm a failed inventor Got an amateur mind Making all the breakthroughs That money cannot find