April Cool's Day

This song is written from Cool's perspective I'm Coolmire, bitch King of the scene Coolest motherfucker around, indeed April Fool's my day, schemin to third degree Jokes so cool, you can't f*ck with me Cum in your coffee, I'm that rude Showin up to job interviews full nude I conspired January 6th I require Men's hairy dicks I'm a liar When I say I like chicks Some butts aren't worth fuckin Tap the keg Cut the cake What else do I need to say There ain't no fuckin time to play Shit ain't a joke This April Cool's Day (Hell yeah) If you live life like a joke You're bound to get smoked I'm the Doctor of Death Don't let me get provoked Vile style, a chode evoked I'm the murder she wrote My prescription down your throat My report when you croak Says you had a fuckin stroke You can't fake steak but you can fake being straight Tap the keg Cut the cake What else do I need to say There ain't no fuckin time to play Shit ain't a joke This April Cool's Day (Hell yeah) I'm Coolmire, I'm cool, can't you tell? Tactician of the crew, sendin fools to hell If you from boston you'll get knocked the f*ck out Don't show up talkin shit on Shrek for clout Dick so hard, you forgot what you're about April Fool's day, make your holes gay APB on your face Take my truck to Pay n' Spray Bitches get smashed by the chode unchained Gotta be quicker than that, quigga Tap the keg Cut the cake What else do I need to say There ain't no fuckin time to play Shit ain't a joke This April Cool's Day (Hell yeah) I'm an alpha, I don't use toilet paper I wipe my ass with Darth Vader's lightsaber I fist your sister, I throw a haymaker Though I prank all day, my neighbor my neighbor I can't take a joke, I'm a bit of a hater I shut down bass pro shop with the threat of a bomb I out-dad joked your dad and deported your mom Shoved your chef down the stairs but I'm nice to your dog Retaliation against me, that's the last straw Lights out, puhssy, that's the Coolmire law Sigga's fear the sound of my ***** April Fool's my life, pranks or strife Coolmire in clown world, let the ghaos jive Peace was never an option F*CK BOSTON