Butt Stuff on Christmas

Prepare your Hershey hole CTS breaks all the rules We got no gifts from the North Pole The elves toymaking is abysmal Let's not add to the death toll I hope you're feeling relaxed There's just one gift I want this year You already know that's your rear You're already drunk on holiday cheer We've been together all these years Butt stuff on Christmas Butt stuff on Christmas I already washed the dishes I worked hard to build good faith I did the house work every day It took a year for me to say I satisfied you in every way I'm asking you not to delay There's a way I want to get laid There's just one gift I want this year You already know that's your rear You're already drunk on holiday cheer We've been together all these years Butt stuff on Christmas Butt stuff on Christmas I already fed your kitten I'm not asking for much Just a place to touch I want to feel that rush I won't ask again, just this once I give you PBJ without the crust I'll be gentle when I thrust Butt stuff on Christmas There's just one gift I want this year You already know that's your rear You're already drunk on holiday cheer We've been together all these years Butt stuff on Christmas Butt stuff on Christmas I already mopped the kitchen It honestly wasn't that great You sneezed and cramped your taint Now we're both gonna have to wait You'll be mad until at least New Year's Day Why do the movies make it seem so great Peace was never an option F*CK BOSTON