Chode Team Six Jeffmas Special

Deep deep deep deep Merry Jeffmas Merry Jeffmas This song was written To fill a track list A week before Christmas we're a bit uncouth Hangin at the P-bar playing Halo 2 Chode Team Six is mixing beer and quaaludes Going to the strip club to see some boobs Debo said let's have a Christmas party instead We can still see boobs if we invite redheads Check their ID's first to avoid the feds Also don't forget to invite Jeff But I wanna hit the strip club to see some ass Shab said no let's save our cash He can say Hanukkah but I can't Then he washed dry cum off his pants Chode Team Six is getting jeffed up Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed We all should've had a LAN party instead Extra cum covered violence This isn't copyright incringement We didn't know This would be the peril of the chodes This party is getting too large to throw The ratio is off there's too many hoes There's a jeferee for Jeff pong Lizzo sang Jeff's theme song Wearing only a whipped cream thong A pangolin showed up from Wuhan Chode muffin's head has a rubber dong Big Fudge killed jellyroll with a glock No more Jeffin around Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed We all should've had a LAN party instead Extra cum covered violence This isn't copyright incringement Jeff showed up with a van full of strippers They all got drunk off the Christmas elixir Obama got yelled at cuz he clogged the shitter Debo got mad and said tax this dick Ana de Armas just got back from the beach Black and Ghost are playing Halo Reach A stripper named Jeffanie is on her knees Giving them head while they kill some elites Coolmire snorted some parmesan cheese White elephant gift they gave blitzkrieg Like Mitch Trubisky Getting frisky Drinking whiskey Kissing titties Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed We all should've had a LAN party instead Extra cum covered violence This isn't copyright incringement It's just about time to Slurp some slit Clean some clit Tongue some taint Gulp some Gooch Vacuum vag Consume some cooch Jeff Team Six wishes you A Merry Cringemas everybody I hope you got your balls licked Officer they're going for your gun Peace was never an option F*CK BOSTON