Christmas with the Chodes

Surprise mothafucka Darth Vader Is ho ho ho-ing on the way To the Die Hard pop up bar Playing Chodes of Fury on his guitar Traded his lightsaber for a suppressed Scar Force choking hoes on the boulevard Writing masterpieces isn't very hard Another great song cuz I'm a rockstar Why the hell you so fuckin ugly Lamar Sparkly decorated Christmas trees Snowy winter, cozy dreams Nutcracker on ice, glide and gleam Peppermint frap, extra whipped cream Wishing you a woke holiday seas Ambitions of a based holiday scene Claymire has 8 dildos in his trench coat Captain put Karen Gillan in the friend zone Girl-chick is learning Taekwonchode Shabadoo paid back his Animal Crossing loan Kirby Kevin is teaching Big Fudge not to drop the soap Ghost's bed has too many fuckin pillows Don't forget to milk your hoes Sparkly decorated Christmas trees Snowy winter, cozy dreams Nutcracker on ice, glide and gleam Peppermint frap, extra whipped cream Wishing you a woke holiday seas Ambitions of a based holiday scene P-train training women for the slap Olympics Didn't teach much, just wanted to get hit Stabadoo ran for treasurer, got elected Coolmire drenched in cum, covid infected Debo blew up his Raptor after it failed inspection Beat up Brougher because he doesn't respect him Ghost patented his latest invention It's an irrigation system, cum collection Sparkly decorated Christmas trees Snowy winter, cozy dreams Nutcracker on ice, glide and gleam Peppermint frap, extra whipped cream Wishing you a woke holiday seas Ambitions of a based holiday scene Leave all the pussy pies with cream Yuletides and sugar cums and cinnamon and whatever The Virgin Mary, don't forget her Christmas and holiday words, also Thank Claymire for saving Christmas Peace on Earth was never an option F*CK BOSTON