Country without the "ONRY"

Country music really really sucks Please don't play it on the jukebox It turns your entire brain to slop Paying to play country music Is financially irresponsible and stupid If you like it you're probably Putin Kill me! I'd rather Get run over by a tractor Fall off a barn and splatter Or get waterboarded by mayonnaise I'm already having a bad day Stop wasting your credits on bad plays Folks used to believe rock n roll is the devil Its actually country songs at any noise level Twang voices are satanic Submerge them in the Atlantic I wish I drowned with the Titanic Country music makes me want to die And if you keep playing it After learning this you're literally evil I'd rather Get run over by a tractor Fall off a barn and splatter Or get waterboarded by mayonnaise I'm already having a bad day Stop wasting your credits on bad plays Here's a fact, let's face it country music is racist Way past time to erase it Old country music sucks but not as much as new stuff Cliche, low effort, Ford trucks And it oppresses minorities, shucks Please please please stop I'd rather Get run over by a tractor Fall off a barn and splatter Or get waterboarded by mayonnaise I'm already having a bad day Stop wasting your credits on bad plays