Jefftastic New Year

Deep deep deep In 2069 The Federation Against Geoff Tried to outlaw cumming We stopped them CTS lookin snazzy as f*ck Ladies say we listen too much Six pack abs you can see through a tux Mother nature orgasms every time we f*ck Gingerbread from Shrek tryna get himself sucked Shab in a toaster got himself stuck This song is based on a Hallmark Christmas movie Boston's streets smell like a commode They're bitches and need tags on their toes We should bomb the island of Rhode White people listen to Mr. Brightchode Coolmire said yes when Obama proposed Skid marks on their bed exposed Hippos with shotguns go to Lowe's Superman denied by a CTS recruiter Kryptonite exposure gave him a tumor Bruce became a pole dancing tutor Lizzo can't get any nuder Coolmire hit his shin with a scooter Then he got cum on the computer The chodes don't want back problems in the future So they got penis reduction surgeries Boston's streets smell like a commode They're bitches and need tags on their toes We should bomb the island of Rhode White people listen to Mr. Brightchode Coolmire said yes when Obama proposed Skid marks on their bed exposed Hippos with shotguns go to Lowe's This song is barely holiday related The best gift would be boston cremated Or terrorist tom castrated Or his neck rotated Lungs perforated Bones separated Suffocated Terminated Liquidated His life vacated Boston's streets smell like a commode They're bitches and need tags on their toes We should bomb the island of Rhode White people listen to Mr. Brightchode Coolmire said yes when Obama proposed Skid marks on their bed exposed Hippos with shotguns go to Lowe's Pop a movie theater snow cap in your ass Chodes say the darndest things Peace was never an option F*CK BOSTON