P-bar Ain't Far

The other bars are about to close They play country music and that shit blows You already struck out with all the hoes But you still want to hang out with the chodes We don't prefer Lowe's to Home Depot We never take ourselves too seriously If you don't like Shrek you're a queer eating D There's snacks bourbon laughs and beer for free The fat lesbian bartender and a dog named Clizby We yell a dog named Clizby! There's a carousel of bourbon at the P-bar There's pictures of Shrek and he's an Izard of Char We respect women on a case by case basis We have elegant beer and bourbon tastings We watch Lord of the Rings and play Halo Reach We listen to Steel Panther and the Scorpions We load ammo and display our Scorpions And we don't do coke in the bathroom Sex dice Shrek and Donkey touchscreens Aardvark crossing squirrel crossing 6 TV's Pittsburgh sports cam girl porn side corn Dumbbells poker games Crab Rave Steelers win Penguins win Pirates played Ram Ranch button Shrekgina pickle shots And we don't be havin no babies There's a carousel of bourbon at the P-bar There's pictures of Shrek and he's an Izard of Char There's a carousel of bourbon at the P-bar There's pictures of Shrek and he's an Izard of Char We respect women on a case by case basis We have elegant beer and bourbon tastings We watch Lord of the Rings and play Halo Reach We listen to Steel Panther and the Scorpions We load ammo and display our Scorpions We don't do Coke in the Deep deep deep deep deep deep Deep deep deep deep deep deep It's the deepest bar in town Choding is all around Obama stopped by and gave us an N word pass So we yell at the top of our lungs TAX THIS DICK We listen to Steel Panther and the Scorpions We load ammo and display our Scorpions We don't do Coke in the Deep deep deep deep deep deep Deep deep deep deep deep deep It's the deepest bar in town Choding is all around Obama stopped by and gave us an N word pass So we yell at the top of our lungs TAX THIS DICK F*CK BOSTON