Pittsburghing at the P-bar

Pittsburgh sports, the greatest in history Let's start a tour of the championship city We got Phil the Thrill, guard of glizzies Coffey, Letang the defensive committee Of course the fearless leader Crosby, Sidney Le Magnifique now resides in Sewickley Marc-Andre Fleury giving gifts down the chimney Geno didn't just load the hollow points, did he 6 Super bowls in this arms race 5 Stanley cups, still time to chase 5 World Series wins, but now last place The only good city in the whole state The trophy mantle is running out of space Guess I'll throw out Grandma's ashes and this vase Polamalu, the league's best ball hawk We don't have time for your back talk Unless you want hit by Ward's crack block The Bus found a Canton parking spot Now it's time to do some pickle shots Maybe a splash of bourbon, we have lots Dubliner at the half, we almost forgot No quarterback is safe from the Wrath of Watt 6 Super bowls in this arms race 5 Stanley cups, still time to chase 5 World Series wins, but now last place The only good city in the whole state The trophy mantle is running out of space Guess I'll throw out Grandma's ashes and this vase No quarterback is safe from the Wrath of Watt No pierogies yet but maybe we should start Watching Pittsburgh sports, you know we're diehards IC light with the homies, Taco's in the front yard Terrible towels, obviously, and a cigar Why the heck are you so frickin ugly, Lamar 6 Super bowls in this arms race 5 Stanley cups, still time to chase 5 World Series wins, but now last place The only good city in the whole state The trophy mantle is running out of space Guess I'll throw out Grandma's ashes and this vase Bring up the Pirates, we try not to shun Barry Bonds, leads all time in home runs McCutchen, winning hearts and minds, and the golden glove Clemente the hit leader, the humanitarian Paul Skenes, the up and coming one Pitching no hitters and banging Livvy Dunne Bring us a pennant, it's been awhile since we won 6 Super bowls in this arms race 5 Stanley cups, still time to chase 5 World Series wins, but now last place The only good city in the whole state The trophy mantle is running out of space Guess I'll throw out Grandma's ashes and this vase Peace was never an option F*CK BOSTON