I Want!

I want milk and cookies I want a Christmas tree I want a lot to eat I want a cute puppy I want some candy canes I want a model train I want a model plane I want a train again I want my bail paid I want to get laid I want new pairs of J's I want a milky way (bars) I want a man dead I want to shoot his head I want a comfy bed So I can lay pipe to my newlywed I want some fish and chips I want a lady with hips I want dementia pills I want some fish and chips Give me my damn fish and chips I want some gingerbread I want some cornbread (move) (screaming) I need to get some head I wish I wasn't inbred (get some help) Merry Christmas (grunting)