Meet the Crew

Uh hello there nephew uh I just wanted to introduce you some of the people I was makin' this lil' album here with Uh it's been a lot of fun Uh but here's Ruckus Aye hey there nephew uh Uncle Joe told me you've been good this Christmas That's what I like to hear That's what I like to hear Yeah so uh Yeah we've been working hard on this album (Alright you can go you're making me uncomfortable) I'm not done (Don't talk to my nephew like that) Uh alright and next we have uh Rufus Hello nephew Rufus is very excited and happy to hear that you've been a good boy Rufus and his friends have made a very nice compilation of songs For you and your family to listen to (Rufus can you talk normally now?) Rufus doesn't like it when you interrupt him Okay you need to stop You need to stop You need to stop Alright uh Ricky you get on Uh and uh yeah Hey nephew I hope you're having a Merry Christmas Or happy holidays or whatever they say now these days I hope you're enjoying the Christmas album Merry Christmas nephew Okay Ricky I thought you weren't a sex offender Ruben, can you get on, please? Oh oh yeah um Hi I'm Ruben Uh I'm the service worker that this here jail hired to make this album I produced the entire thing 'Cause apparently when you're in jail You really don't know how to use Ableton Um so I decided to step up And take the challenge And I don't know why I decided to go into this field of work But I don't- I don't know how I ended up producing an album for a bunch of convicts But you know (stutters) That's just my life now And oh did- Thank you Ruben Alright, get away from- Get- Get away from- Get away from- Uh, alright well That's basically the crew Um (I like Ruben) Please don't talk- (Rufus doesn't like this) Leave Ru- Alright, that was Rudy, Rufus, Rocker, Ruben (Rufus wants the mic) Whatever, Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer (Hey Ruben) Have fun on the next track please (Rufus wants-)